Activation time: 4/5
Overall score: 4.2
Head High Low
Body High Very High
Wow, what a flavor. As a guy who’s used to homemade sweets, the taste of genuine, unprocessed sugar and artificial flavors is a blast from the past.
These gummies remind me of the watermelon candies of my youth. But, their flavor and texture is nothing like watermelon Sour Patch Kids, which I remember fondly and a little ruefully.
It’s pretty convenient to pop a discreet Smokiez THC gummy in your mouth whenever you feel like it. This brand’s individual, child-resistant packaging requires scissors, however.
The effects of my Smokiez Sour Watermelon THC Gummies are… strong. Delivered using nondescript distillate THC, they aren’t distinctly indica or sativa. Still, they certainly get the job done.
I can’t help but dock Smokiez a little for their ingredient choices. The first two ingredients listed are “Sugar” and “Corn Syrup” after all.
The overall effect, however, is impressive. I’m able to forget my connoisseur sensibilities and indulge in the potency and delight that is Smokiez Sour Watermelon THC Gummies 10mg.
Smokiez gummies come in fun, colorful packaging that reminds me of prints on board shorts. I found the labeling to be sufficient, and the package was easy to open and reseal.
Inside was a strip of 10 gummies individually sealed inside child-resistant plastic. By “child-resistant,” I mean you couldn’t just casually open it with your hands.
It’s simply heavier-duty plastic than you usually see with candy. I found that you really need scissors to get Smokiez gummy packaging open properly. If you value your teeth, that is.
That flavor is a shocker. At first, I felt like it was almost too intense. For someone who indulges in gas station fare on a regular basis, the taste of Smokiez Sour Watermelon THC Gummies 10mg might not be too profound.
For me, however, the watermelon flavor seemed to simultaneously melt and explode in my mouth. No, not kinetically like pop rocks. Instead, the combination of the melt-in-your-mouth texture and juicy flavor of my Smokiez watermelon gummies provided a sensation so mouthwatering that I’m tempted to sneak into my stash right now.
It tastes just like what it says. No ifs, ands, or buts about it. These things taste just like sour watermelon, and they have a nice texture to boot.
Now, let’s talk about the aftertaste. As is unsurprising for gummies that contain 10mg distillate THC each, Smokiez Sour Watermelon Gummies have a significantly bitter secondary flavor that kicks in about halfway through chewing up a gummy.
Combined with the other flavors in the gummy, I didn’t mind this aftertaste very much. It served as a visceral reminder that I was ingesting a high-THC product.
I stuck to one Smokiez Sour Watermelon 10mg THC gummy at first. I have to admit that the crave-inducing flavor of this single gummy made me immediately want to eat the rest of the package in one go, so be warned.
The activation time of cannabinoid edibles usually disappoints me. I was surprised by how quickly my Smokiez gummy hit.
Edibles aren’t my favorite cannabis product category, so maybe my connoisseur tastes simply haven’t evolved enough yet to pick out the subtleties. Regardless, I find the effects of most cannabis edibles to be largely the same.
Within around 15 minutes, I started to feel the beginning of a very strong body high. Beginning around the 35-minute mark, everything about my body felt indescribably different.
My mental state didn’t change all that much. I wasn’t giggling, and I didn’t feel like I was eating cheese on the moon.
I did, however, experience undeniable, profound effects. And that was with one gummy.
Smokiez has hit the big time. A product of the West Coast cannabis industry, Smokiez has now expanded into a nationwide CBD edibles line and has secured THC edibles distribution throughout WA, OR, CA, OK, and CO.
Just recently, Smokiez also started distributing in Maine and Nevada, and this company intends to distribute products in Michigan as well. Smokiez has better name recognition throughout the country than practically any other cannabis edibles brand.
Do you like super-potent THC? Do you like things that taste good? Do you not really sweat the small stuff when it comes to ingredients?
Then Smokiez Sour Watermelon THC Gummies 10mg is the right product for you. There’s a reason Smokiez has become so popular — their gummies taste so damn good!
Natural products have come a long way, but sometimes there’s no true replacement for good old corn syrup and artificial flavoring. Smokiez is the most mainstream of the mainstream THC edibles brands, and that means you’re getting a few things:
Should you try Smokiez? As a low-priced, effective, and downright tasty cannabis edible, why not?
Okay, I admit it. I ended up eating way too many of my Smokiez Sour Watermelon THC Gummies that first night.
They just taste too good, okay?
But, my splurging did give me a great idea of the best dosage for this particular THC edible product.
I’d say that 1-2 gummies should give you all you need. Take a third one about an hour later if you feel the urge.
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written by Samuel Popejoy, video by Chad Waldman