Artet THC/CBD 1:1 Non-Alcoholic Cannabis Beverage
Ranked 3 of 3 in Drinks for Effect
Activation time: 0/5
Overall score: 0
Head High Low
Body High Low
It was $18 for a 6-pack, so that works out to $3 a can. Let’s do some simple math… no effects… 3 divided by 0… yep, that equals a total value of zero.
We drank a can, and waited for it to kick in. Nothing happened after more than an hour. It’s entirely possible that the dysphoria of the Artet Rosemary Jane drink’s terrible flavor simply drowned out any euphoric high.
We like the idea of cannabis drinks in general. They’re convenient, discreet, and help bring newcomers into the fold. CANN’s THC drinks, in particular, are among our favorite cannabis products ever.
This sparkling cannabis drink is, however, disgusting. Its effects were little-to-zero. Overall, it’s a horrible product in drastic need of an overhaul or even a recall.
Blech. Not a fan. We think it’s one of those things Europeans drink to punish themselves for imagined, inbred sources of guilt. Pass the Big Gulp, please, this is ‘Murica.
Try drinking a can every hour. After six cans, you’re sure to have a horrible stomach ache, and you may have accumulated enough miserable, misbegotten THC molecules to assemble a state somewhat reminiscent of being high.
Artet’s cannabis beverage is targeted at alcohol drinkers who want to try cannabis but don’t want to smoke or ingest an edible. There are better cannabis drinks to try on Eaze, though.
You can buy Artet cannabis drinks on Eaze if you live near a major California population center. We wouldn’t recommend the Artet THC/CBD 1:1 Non-Alcoholic Cannabis Beverage, but there are lots of cannabis drinks on Eaze that are on our recommended list, and whichever THC products you order, Eaze is the best way to do it in California.
Artet is a privately owned, New York-based cannabis company headed by co-founders Maxwell Spohler, Xander Shepherd, and Zachary Spohler. Backed mainly by venture capital, Artet is the epitome of big money in cannabis.
3. What are the ingredients in an Artet weed drink?
Artet Rosemary Jane sparkling waters contain water, “rosemary simple syrup,” Italian grapefruit juice, and sage. We really wonder about the mystery “simple” syrup. Does it make you go simple in the head? We’re even more worried now.
Before the committee gets their hands on the product and formally rates it, the BestDosage team scrapes the product packaging, scours the internet, and occasionally calls the brand directly to hunt down the most accurate information about each product.
5mg THC per can
Target Age Group
20mg THC per pack
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written by Samuel Popejoy, video by Blair Borland