Artet Rosemary Jane and Tet & Tonic THC/CBD 1:1 Non-Alcoholic Cannabis Beverage
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Artet THC/CBD 1:1 Non-Alcoholic Cannabis Beverage

Artet THC/CBD 1:1 Non-Alcoholic Cannabis Beverage

written by Samuel Popejoy, video by Blair Borland
Artet Rosemary Jane and Tet & Tonic THC/CBD 1:1 Non-Alcoholic Cannabis Beverage
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Artet THC/CBD 1:1 Non-Alcoholic Cannabis Beverage

written by Samuel Popejoy, video by Blair Borland

The New York Times describes Aperol as “Capri Sun after soccer practice on a hot day.” We can’t imagine why anyone would want to replicate this experience but with cannabis, but Artet did. This drink is disgusting, and it didn’t have any effects. In a word: nope.

Highlights

Ranked 3 of 3 in Drinks for Effect

Available in

  • Los Angeles

Good for

  • Nothing

Potency

  • 5mg THC

Overview

Convenience: 0/5
Flavor: 0/5
Activation time: 0/5
Effects: 0/5
Price: 0/5
Overall score: 0

 

Effects

Focused

Relaxed

Euphoric

Relief

Energized

Strength

Head High Low

Body High Low

Artet THC/CBD 1:1 Non-Alcoholic Cannabis Beverage Video Review

Highlights

It came in a can, tasted bitter, and made us wish we hadn’t drank it. The fact that there weren’t any effects was concerning. In the end, it was just a six-pack of disgusting-tasting sparkling water that cost nearly $20 on Eaze. Hard pass.

  • Terrible taste
  • Only buy it if you like Aperol
  • 5mg THC per can
  • No effects, though, so the equivalent of 0mg

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Effects

  • Focused: 0/5 
  • Relaxed: 0/5
  • Euphoric: 0/5
  • Relief: 0/5
  • Energized: 0/5

Price

It was $18 for a 6-pack, so that works out to $3 a can. Let’s do some simple math… no effects… 3 divided by 0… yep, that equals a total value of zero.

  • Price: $18
  • Value: 0/5

Activation & Duration

We drank a can, and waited for it to kick in. Nothing happened after more than an hour. It’s entirely possible that the dysphoria of the Artet Rosemary Jane drink’s terrible flavor simply drowned out any euphoric high.

  • Activation time: No effects
  • Effects lasted for: No effects

Convenience

We like the idea of cannabis drinks in general. They’re convenient, discreet, and help bring newcomers into the fold. CANN’s THC drinks, in particular, are among our favorite cannabis products ever.

This sparkling cannabis drink is, however, disgusting. Its effects were little-to-zero. Overall, it’s a horrible product in drastic need of an overhaul or even a recall.

  • Sold in: LA, SF, SD, Tahoe, Sacramento, Palm Springs
  • Packaging: 2/5

Flavor & Aroma

Blech. Not a fan. We think it’s one of those things Europeans drink to punish themselves for imagined, inbred sources of guilt. Pass the Big Gulp, please, this is ‘Murica.

  • Flavor: 0/5

Best Dosage

Try drinking a can every hour. After six cans, you’re sure to have a horrible stomach ache, and you may have accumulated enough miserable, misbegotten THC molecules to assemble a state somewhat reminiscent of being high.

 

Target Audience

Artet’s cannabis beverage is targeted at alcohol drinkers who want to try cannabis but don’t want to smoke or ingest an edible. There are better cannabis drinks to try on Eaze, though.

Artet Rosemary Jane THC/CBD 1:1 Non-Alcoholic Cannabis Beverage FAQ

1. Where can I buy an Artet THC drink?

You can buy Artet cannabis drinks on Eaze if you live near a major California population center. We wouldn’t recommend the Artet THC/CBD 1:1 Non-Alcoholic Cannabis Beverage, but there are lots of cannabis drinks on Eaze that are on our recommended list, and whichever THC products you order, Eaze is the best way to do it in California.

2. Who owns Artet?

Artet is a privately owned, New York-based cannabis company headed by co-founders Maxwell Spohler, Xander Shepherd, and Zachary Spohler. Backed mainly by venture capital, Artet is the epitome of big money in cannabis.

3. What are the ingredients in an Artet weed drink?

Artet Rosemary Jane sparkling waters contain water, “rosemary simple syrup,” Italian grapefruit juice, and sage. We really wonder about the mystery “simple” syrup. Does it make you go simple in the head? We’re even more worried now.

  • PricePoor
  • PackagingAcceptable
  • On-the-goAcceptable
  • Ease of useAcceptable
  • DosageNon-Existent 
Artet Rosemary Jane and Tet & Tonic THC/CBD 1:1 Non-Alcoholic Cannabis Beverage
Artet THC/CBD 1:1 Non-Alcoholic Cannabis Beverage

written by Samuel Popejoy, video by Blair Borland

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Artet THC/CBD 1:1 Non-Alcoholic Cannabis Beverage Product Information

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THC Dosage

5mg THC per can

Price

$18

Recommended For

Nothing

Target Age Group

21+

Quantity

20mg THC per pack

Activation Time

No Effects

Other Flavors

Apertif

Pros

  • None

Cons

  • Horrible flavor
  • No effects
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Artet Rosemary Jane and Tet & Tonic THC/CBD 1:1 Non-Alcoholic Cannabis Beverage
Artet THC/CBD 1:1 Non-Alcoholic Cannabis Beverage

written by Samuel Popejoy, video by Blair Borland

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